I must get to work. HANDJOB GOODBYE!
You are so stupid. This is not caramel corn. THIS IS MONKEY POOP! HA! No, we’re just kidding, It’s caramel corn, try some. It’s so tasty…
HA! STUPID IT’S REALLY MONKEY POOP!
Ha! Stupid paralyzed bear! We know you want pancakes, so fluffy and good. BUT NO! YOU WILL HAVE KIT KAT! AND YOUR WHITE FRIEND AND A DUCK WILL WATCH YOU WRITHE IN DISAPPOINTMENT!
Tohato Ninja Snack
Ssshhhhhhh. These ninja shrimp will attack and slice your mouth with SILENT ASSASSIN NINJA FLAVOR AND ALSO WASABI!
Creamy Look Chocolate
Look at this delicious chocolate and also this corn dog half next to it. Just look at it. Look how delicious it probably is. YOU CAN NOT EAT IT! Just look.
Mayo Squid Chips
Our product is made from the pure essence of squid which we acquire by paying intelligent squid to have sex with our containers AND THEN WE LAUNCH THEM INTO SPACE! DO NOT ASK US WHY!
This is a new diet product. Zero calories, zero sugar, zero carbs. That’s because the package is empty. “ENJOY YOUR NOTHING SNACK!”
Kasugai Peanut & You
"At Kasugai we like our snacks to become a part of you. NOW CUT YOUR FINGER AND BLEED INTO THE BAG! NOW THE SNACK IS YOU!"